Attack of the Killer tomatoes. Thats what you need for the pansies in your galaxy

You do have to admire their evilness though, the Korath may be filthy rotten dregin scum, but they act in the name of evil, and as for your wife, now they have to put up with her .

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

Happy Independence Day to my compatriats!   



Still going along ok. RL is taking a little more focus as of late.

I finished another Drengin Small galaxy and submitted it to the loser tourney. It went slower than usual in the early game. Starting out with the Torians as a close neighbor, with their racial animosity against me made it interesting. I wasn't quite ready when they declared war. Not being a peacemonger, I went along with it until they were trampled underfoot. My economy and tech were hampered by that and it affected the rest of the game.

The score was a little lower than I had hoped for. I could have played it out another year to get 6 figures, but economic balance is my personal limit for a game. It started to turn toward balance in year 9. It'll take at least one more of these to get to the top 25 in the metaverse.

I've been sitting at #11 overall in the Alt Met for some time, trying to make it to the top 10. It's a pretty tough nut to crack. I'll look again when the scores update. Crossing my fingers.  

I wish this forum had adjustable clocks that you can set from your profile menu so that the time on every post is different based on a persons location. Another forum I often visit has it and it isn't until recently that I've noticed that this forums clock gets annoying because its only one time. For example, it is 7:45pm for me right now and the clock is 00:032:53

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

Just posted my largest game ever   It too is in the loser turney and for the evilness. YeeHaw.

Yea I noticed that. Luckily it is only an hour off for me.

I hope to get Plebor on the road to the metaverse soon. I may have to notch the difficulty back to maso for his first outing though. I have been having "issues" with obscene on DA so far.   

... Ok... Anyway, anyone know how to convert pictures into jpg. format?

I use Photo Explosion and just open .pngs or whatever format with it, make changes if any then save to a .jpg. I think most basic photo/image editors can do it.

Is there any way you can do it without downloading anything?

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

If you load the pic up in paint, i think you can save as and choose your file type then.



/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

Hi guys

Just thought i'd let you all know that "The Metaverse League" is up and running. Please check out the "The Metaverse League" thread for all the info and rules.

To sign up please see the
Player Sign up & Roster thread.

We need as many players as possible so please come along and check it out and sign up. It's all for fun and should prove to be a very different experience than normal.

Please see these other links for the League as well,

Results & League Ladder
Help Desk

Thanks,
Commissioner Neilo

In my crusade through several galaxies, I have yet to find another race that could add as much enjoyment to an bored emporer as the Terrans (sure, we exterminated them, but some of their favourite games are going to be a source of enjoyment for me for years to come)

here are my top-3:
#3) To keelhaul
a funny entertaining game, terran mariners seemed to play in ancient history. They bound prisoners onto a rope and pulled them under their ships - preferrably in shark-rich waters.
Now in modern times we like to bind a few thousand onto one of our starships and then circle the planet once with them - in open space. Most species look rather funny afterwards.

#2) Bowling
Take a big stone (best to use a mountain lifted up) and let it roll onto a city. For every building crushed you get a point. Best to be played with a group of people.

#1) Billiard
Quite a primitive game the earthlings used to play.
But it's taken to a completely diffeent fun level when played with Massive Mass Driver-weapons as cue and the continents of a planet as "balls"
Once in a while I use to entertain myself with a slightly more costly version of it though and use the planets of a starsystem as balls. I mainly do that on my birthdays or after especially cruelsome vitories.

Anyone else got some refreshing ideas for bored-emperor-entertainment?

Heres a game I call Ultimate Fetch. First I take my pet Lion, "Fang", and hold him by his bone leashe. I take a bunch of steak and tie them to starved prisoners who also have their arms tied. Then I throw the prisoners into a specialized track filled with traps including spike traps covered in a thin layer of dirt to a long strech of track where my loyalists pelt them with sharp shratenal and even feces. Then I give the prisoners a -2 second head start to try and outrun Fang. I promise them that whoever makes it all the way to the end will be freed (like they ever do ) And if any happend to make it, I show them the gate to freedom, but don't open it... I just wait for fang to catch up... MWA HA HA HA HA! One time, a prisoner tried to killed fang using a metal pole one of my loyals threw at him... So I stepped in showed him to my, "hospitality chambers" featuring a special flesh eating enzyme formula that my scientists developed where we pour them down his throat. I tape the performance to watch later...

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The very instant you show your weakness, your downfall will begin!

/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

It's Friday the 13th! Our day!   

I've been out walking under ladders across the paths of black cats while spilling salt on broken mirrors. It's so refreshing out there, too. The base temperature is only around 90F, but it's much nicer up next to the flash furnace. The warmth feels so good as your clothes start to char.

Happy Friday the 13th, everyone!