Lord Apophis sends his greetings, and wishes to inform you that as we speak the Goa'uld are scourging the galaxy of all life.

Lord Apophis, glad to have one so evil as yourself within our ranks.



Lord Axion, an invite is being spirited your way by winged devil monkey's, feel free to devour them once your invite is delivered!!



/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

So, WTH is going wrong here?
Why didn't we show all those alien-lovers, do-gooders, influence-victory-achievers, treaty-followers and other weak empires their boundaries yet?

We should have been well in the Top10 by now, that we should!

And what about our emperor? he seems weak and we can't put up with weaklings, now can we?

I say we should attempt to murder him (or worse) and then pick a stronger, more evil, emperor!

Viva la revolucion!

Hahahahahaaa! Wanna hire Scumby for the job? He'll do anything! ... oops! sorry neilo, it was just a joke ( hssst - call BR549, ask for "Richard" ).

Soooo ... anyone heard any good evil jokes lately?   

There was a rabbi and a priest and they walked into a bar -

Then I annihilated them with my flame breath.
hahahaha.

Ahhh! Another victim...er...Member! Welcome aboard, Iceciro!





So, Herodias...Trying to stage a coup already? Pretty evil, but his evirulness the emperor might have a word or two to say about it.


Something along the lines of...





Of course, I'm just saying...  

Whaddaya mean "already"? It's been numerous days without a coup or at least an attempt to take our leaders life or position already!

I'm sure his evirulness may get disappointed with us if we continue tobe "nice folks"...

And beside that, my army of spies sent distrubing reports to me....there are rumours of his evirulness being somehow entagled with some "Do-Gooders"-empire.

If those rumours are found to be true, we ought to assassinate him or/and that empire at once anyway.

Oh yeah, and I want his wives, his planets and his money anyway. in that order.

My, my. Where does the time go?   




What's this? I must send my minions out to investigate these accusations!




Fair enough. You can want those.   

I can barely afford one wife, why would I want more?! Besides, his wives probably have all kinds of assassination plots already in place; best to sell them as slaves and start over.

Planets and money? Piff, those are easy enough to get through conquest.

I have my sights set much higher. I want... his giant menagerie of Evil Houseplants! I understand the Root of All Evil is in there somewhere   




Spore. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfrakker in the galaxy. Accept no substitutes.

   You're killing me!   




My minions have returned with excellent news.




Neilo is on a super secret mission to corrupt the good empires and bring them over to our side. That's why he's been seen there.

Since looking upon our thread would burn the eyes of any true do-gooder, it should be safe to post that info here. (Anyone thinking they're a do-gooder, but can read this, you're just fooling yourself. You might as well give it up and join us.)   

[Temporary break from our evil broadcasts]

Having a cheat-flagged score or... a whole bunch of them... isn't going to make the EMPIRE look bad in any way, correct? I know my char's score will be in the pits for the main metaverse, but I don't care about that really. I just intend to play a few games with mods on this guy.

And the alt-meta doesn't worry about cheat flags? neat.

[Welcome back to Radio of Pure Evil!]

Flags? Lord Axion does not care about silly things like flags, unless they're being used to display the severed heads of those who opposed him.

Edit: The Tyranny of Evil has reached FIFTH in the AltMeta! Rock on, Evil so-and-so's!

Geez! Where do i start???

Gone for a couple of days and the knives start flying, good to see. Nice to know my faithfull have held onto their evil beliefs in my steed.



Only one who has lived evil as i have could possibly know my true intentions. Soon my fury will be revealed.

I see that damned Scumby is lurking again, i'd say he envy's us here in the Tyranny but is far to scared to embrace his evilness and join us. Perhaps we will keep him a round a little longer and see if he has the intestinal fortitude to prove his debauchery....

Wives and planets and money????
A true evil wanderer of these worlds needs not ask for such things...HE TAKES THEM WHEN HE FEELS LIKE IT!!!!



Ain't that the truth



Hahahaaaa, your right, the Root of All Evil is indeed within the throng of twisted ivy's and ficus. The last guys who went looking for it didn't make it far though, they met with an untimely demise....


But since you are all so enthralled by it's power i offer you all a picture for your enjoyment,




Err...yes..that's where i was...(pushes the blond Altarian slave girl and her bright gold fembot companion out of view of the evilcam)

Iceciro,



Glad you have joined our reign of terror...



Fire away. We are all as intent on having fun within the Metaverse as much as we are about conquering it. Correct the AltMeta cares not about cheat flags so mod away.
In fact one of the next things on the to-do list within the MVC is to implement a Mod AltMeta, so that should be something to look forward too, though it is way off in the future.

Sorry i was MIA for a bit there guys, Rl got in the way, i will hoprfully have my drengin game finished in a day or too, just got the thalans and their 200 or so planets to go.../sigh\

Where has PlayJeff gone too, been into that evil Canadian beer again i bet....

5th in the AltMeta!!




/Bad Muther Fraker\

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Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

Its summer in canada. a whole 2 months of it. and yes in the beer. I am playing a gigantic evil altorian game. was totally getting my ass kicked but am now number two and climbing. I believe my problem is the colony rush, I end up with ten planets to everybody elses sixty planets. Oh well I like it the hard way(NO SICK JOKES PLEASE)chat later.  

Awww...You know us better than that.   

OK. I'll behave just this once.

Summer has started here too. It's a tad over 150F and down to about 99.999% humidity. It won't be too long before we'll need our air conditioners.

My sister-in-law's car recently lost its AC. I'll have to remember to call her up and say that it sucks to be her.   

In other news, I might officially take over my boss's job. He was promoted last week and I'm doing it until we can find another victim. I'd just need to get that second lobotomy...   

I wasn't lurking, I never lurk! I have better things to do with my slime. I was formulating my next scientific/sociological paper for "United Scumbags", if you must know ->

"How corrupt politicians that constantly sweated about being caught directly contributed to the the evolution of a new species - Scumby - and how the sweat glands in their pasty white skin evolved to produce such copious excretions of slippery slime in this new species" ... I expect I'll get a "Spyentific American" award out of it.   

More seriously still, I would join you guys, if I felt I had time to actually contribute something. Most of my available time is taken up with just learning the game, and of course I foolishly feel loyalty to The Gerontacracy ... but then, even the devil had weaknesses, which I carefully exploited for my own entertainment, and ... well that's an old story now.

I hope you don't mind me hanging around (what's that spot on your shoulder, neilo? drip) ? ... 'cause I have a lot of fun reading your outrageously funny puns (mottikhan, marshalloneil, (Et Al who?))

The Scumster